A NEW CAR!

I’m working on plans for an automobile that berates you as you drive. This is the kind of person I am:

HEY DUMB FUCK! USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!


THAT’S RIGHT, YOU STINKIN CUNT… BY ALL MEANS… TAKE UP TWO LANES! NOBODY ELSE IS TRYNA GET ANYWHERE!


STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE WHILE YOU DRIVE, YOU GOGDAMNED RETARD!
everyone can see you!


GET OFF YOUR FUCKEN PHONE, CHIEF LTTLEDICK! YOUR HOT-TAKE CAN WAIT.

ok, fat fuck, hamburger down, hands on the wheel!

it’s called assured clear distance, moron! you recessive, regressive antrhopomorphized turd! who let you out of your straitjacket?

Only a macerated twat waffle like you would park like this!

Road to Redemption, mixed media on canvas, 2000 copyright GPD

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