No time to waste, no lives to spare, babies. Picture, if you can, a criminal landscape of both breathtakingly hideous and beautiful creatures. The ghetto bird sings…… Read more “Why I Love Columbus Pt. 1 (a pictorial essay)”
Think Upon Beautiful Things
Fat fucker has taken the rest of the week off so I don’t have to hear his vocalized ‘guitar noises’, belches, bleats etc. Everyone has made nice…… Read more “Think Upon Beautiful Things”
Operation Footballs (WIP)
T.A.C.O. has been too busy smoking cigarettes, selling national secrets to illuminNazis, drinking and spilling coffee, not tea, all over the place not to mention cleaning all…… Read more “Operation Footballs (WIP)”
Give Me A Cigar
Never forget! Your extremely peculiar tastes are being tracked and tabulated. One by one. They’re compiled by the biggest brain of them all. Your brain, try as…… Read more “Give Me A Cigar”
Pin Ups
This collection is culled from an assortment of homemade calendars I’ve created over the years to demarcate my daze.
#szatańskie
“SETTLE UR SCORE IN THE FIELD, COUNT UR CHICKENS AFTER THEY’RE FRIED. WELCOME 2 THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF DESPERATE DUMPSTERS.I THINK I WROTE A POST AS MY…… Read more “#szatańskie”
Berm
Torso by the freeway. Nothing to look at. Just a torso. In a dry cleaning bag. In the berm of interstate seventy one.
Challenging Environments
The current challenging environment has forced many of us to grow in ways we never wanted and faster than we could have ever imagined. You know what? …… Read more “Challenging Environments”
Bloody Underwear
The looks that got you killed. Can’t say you didn’t deserve it. Look at you.The lie sliding so easy off your face and straight into the void…… Read more “Bloody Underwear”
When I Grow Up
When I grow up, I want a nose like a potato with gin blossoms aglow. When I’m a big boy, I want knee replacements, because I’m on…… Read more “When I Grow Up”
