Blackboulder

Our whole childhood was like some sick fucking joke. I used to be so jealous that you got to be home schooled and he… they… put me…… Read more “PBI (WIP- EXCERPT)”

Heee heee  heee haw hawww heeeeee heee heee haawwww heeee. This is how it is: life’s a veteran’s day float of junk, jokes and deadly blokes. You…… Read more “Hahahaha”

“I bounce and become shirtless.  A shirt that costs more than a man.  Bounce again and my skin is all I am.”Clone/prototype Brandon P. Myers XII He’s…… Read more “INFLUENCER V [or GO TO SLEEP, BRO]”

This morning’s edition of slumming it with Granny is presented by Death Ray Masks… dignified, stylish ‘self-determined exodus’ masques by Rachael Ray. They kill on contact- or…… Read more “Seeking Harmony with the Infinite”

 THE FOLLOWING IS THE UPLIFTING MESSAGE OF SENSE AND SURVIVAL, IN AN INCREASINGLY OVERPOPULATED AND OVERANXIOUS WORLD, AS PUBLISHED IN THE WEEKLY NEUROSICRUCIAN NEWSLETTER. PLEASE BE…… Read more “Assholes (WIP)”

Blow it Away, digital photo manipulation, 2022 copyright GPD

They call you Mr. Fahrenheit. All that baby talk didn’t serve you. All that pharmacology betrayed you. Shit out and shot up, primed for the ride of…… Read more “Freedom Falls”

An open letter to a dear long lost friend (for dorks by dorks… fdbd): Dear G, The last time you visited is still fresh in our minds…… Read more “OUR TWO INCHES Pt. 2”

A series of these was originally published in 2003 in (now defunct?) local nightlife publication Now It’s Dark (https://nowitsdarkmag.tumblr.com/): This two inches is sponsored by Semen-Off*, America’s…… Read more “OUR TWO INCHES Pt. 1”

MEANWHILE…. My buddy, well, he’s a torture doctor in his spare time which he’s got a lot of because he’s still collecting his dead roommate’s SSI checks……… Read more “The Other Side”