The Nexus of Nowhere.
When the Cheeto dust falls, fleecing everything in sticky orange, that’s when we’ll feel the punchline to this joke full force and forever double over. Harrrr harrrr hurrrrrr . Throw the baby out with his father… and we’ll stay here spinning high up in the air… and we’ll ALWAYS land on the same sides with […]
Sherry likes Shelly n Shelly likes Sherry too. The both of em, they recently graduated from The Ohio State University where they attended the same sorority. When…… Read more “The Dopplebanger Elite (WIP)”
Joe Backhoe stands for you, raised up as a braised sweetmeat, a toothsome beast of burden, a morsel of muscled means. His example is the gristle on…… Read more “Appetite Pt. 2 ‘Sponsorial Prototype’ (WIP)”
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP I’ve always been alone. nobody wants a kid like me. the other side of my head won’t stop talking so I take off my socks and try to…… Read more “My Backface (excerpt)”
Another beautiful day of heat and brutality. Summer. Consulting books of tight-ass vs. loose-cunt wisdom, the enlightenment etc. back when someone began to think they really knew…… Read more “Appetite Pt. 3 ‘Figger Shit Out’”
He’s the up and comer, the one liner diamond, that’s rolling through dry cleaners, junk yards, impound lots, casinos and strip clubs along the eastern seaboard. …… Read more “Meet Henny Youngstown”
