We got it goin on Don’t know right from wrong We look ahead Overfed We look behind Chewed to rind Grown curious We know George sure was…… Read more “For Our Own Good”
Olympic Quality
Triple D split jump with samurai sword. Our contestant was woefully disqualified from the 2018 Winter Olympics due to a number of what they call ‘formal irregularities’. …… Read more “Olympic Quality”
Couch Serf (BEGGING Pt. 2)
I take what I can; you know, whatever I can get away with I can feel how receptive you’ll be Within our first few words Do you…… Read more “Couch Serf (BEGGING Pt. 2)”
Hinky corn!!! Handsome Boy Shows Up!
Hinky corn! I open the door and there he is, looking like a blow-fried stray. What does he have on his mind? It’s just inner debris slamming…… Read more “Hinky corn!!! Handsome Boy Shows Up!”
Grunt Country
The heart of this GREAT NATION. Test market supreme. Drugged abandon. Abandonment complexes: complexes upon complexes ruining our complexions. We’ve extruded a Perfect Pigskin Heaven for a…… Read more “Grunt Country”
Wiping Only Makes It Worse
There’s dirt in these folds. Wiping only makes it worse. Dab… don’t wipe. Dab… don’t wipe. Powder and cream: rub it in rub it in. Stepped on…… Read more “Wiping Only Makes It Worse”
Pissed Offffff
I’m mad Mad at recliner radicals in Kevlar flannels Mad at dingbat liberals in looping shitcurls Mad at whitecore trads and blackout separatist dads Mad at my…… Read more “Pissed Offffff”
