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I got a plastic twat in my plastic hips reinforced in Teflon. Drive it on in… mon… c’mon in… my fish is always snapping for your phishing…… Read more “How Frappe Mocha (WIP)”

“Hot Palumbo, oh my my!You really caught this blindman’s eye! (Repeat x2)Your bulk and brawnReally turn me onWoah… those goblet squatsGot me twistinAll night long!I feel like…… Read more “Blindman’s Eye (excerpted from Lyrics Written Sans Songs)”

I push the heart for your symmetrical face I tap the thumb for your sticky buns I finger the star for your story I bop the blushy…… Read more “Hearts and Thumbs”

Frater Phalanx is chewing on the end of his ferula, deep in thought and mesmerized by the floaters squirming in his one good eye. His household prefect,…… Read more “The Bishop Needs Skin (WIP) (Excerpt)”

Lost insurrection Brave the inspection Lock tight fit Sealed fist grip One on another, we aren’t brothers. but— we’re one of us— separate and dependent. crippled cash…… Read more “Mummy Breath from the Crypts of L.A.”

When the Cheeto dust falls, fleecing everything in sticky orange, that’s when we’ll feel the punchline to this joke full force and forever double over. Harrrr harrrr hurrrrrr . Throw the baby out with his father… and we’ll stay here spinning high up in the air… and we’ll ALWAYS land on the same sides with […]

 

  He’s the up and comer, the one liner diamond, that’s rolling through dry cleaners, junk yards, impound lots, casinos and strip clubs along the eastern seaboard. …… Read more “Meet Henny Youngstown”

    Fuel my destiny with a BANG… The injectables aren’t running the show, I swear. A blue nipple in the cross-hairs… and I literally mean BANG.…… Read more “The Classic”

Is u a robot? Is u scamming? Did u get got When u was camming? Grayed out Timed out Clear the cache Carpal fun, well… Update upgrade…… Read more “404”