I push the heart for your symmetrical face I tap the thumb for your sticky buns I finger the star for your story I bop the blushy…… Read more “Hearts and Thumbs”
The Bishop Needs Skin (WIP) (Excerpt)
Frater Phalanx is chewing on the end of his ferula, deep in thought and mesmerized by the floaters squirming in his one good eye. His household prefect,…… Read more “The Bishop Needs Skin (WIP) (Excerpt)”
Mummy Breath from the Crypts of L.A.
Lost insurrection Brave the inspection Lock tight fit Sealed fist grip One on another, we aren’t brothers. but— we’re one of us— separate and dependent. crippled cash…… Read more “Mummy Breath from the Crypts of L.A.”
When the Cheeto Dust Falls
When the Cheeto dust falls, fleecing everything in sticky orange, that’s when we’ll feel the punchline to this joke full force and forever double over. Harrrr harrrr hurrrrrr . Throw the baby out with his father… and we’ll stay here spinning high up in the air… and we’ll ALWAYS land on the same sides with […]
Meet Henny Youngstown
He’s the up and comer, the one liner diamond, that’s rolling through dry cleaners, junk yards, impound lots, casinos and strip clubs along the eastern seaboard. …… Read more “Meet Henny Youngstown”
The Classic
Fuel my destiny with a BANG… The injectables aren’t running the show, I swear. A blue nipple in the cross-hairs… and I literally mean BANG.…… Read more “The Classic”
404
Is u a robot? Is u scamming? Did u get got When u was camming? Grayed out Timed out Clear the cache Carpal fun, well… Update upgrade…… Read more “404”
Guinea Pig for Life
Reflection scrubbed (hocus pocus) by skies torn, raining tears. It belches, streaks then disappears before shifting back into soft focus. Aluminum, Barium and Strontium: sun’s got three…… Read more “Guinea Pig for Life”
