When the Cheeto dust falls, fleecing everything in sticky orange, that’s when we’ll feel the punchline to this joke full force and forever double over. Harrrr harrrr hurrrrrr . Throw the baby out with his father… and we’ll stay here spinning high up in the air… and we’ll ALWAYS land on the same sides with […]
The Dopplebanger Elite
Sherry likes Shelly n Shelly likes Sherry too. The both of em, they recently graduated from The Ohio State University where they attended the same sorority. When…… Read more “The Dopplebanger Elite”
Meet Henny Youngstown
He’s the up and comer, the one liner diamond, that’s rolling through dry cleaners, junk yards, impound lots, casinos and strip clubs along the eastern seaboard. …… Read more “Meet Henny Youngstown”
Regret
i imagine getting older is a lot more difficult when you didn’t get to do what you wanted to when you were young if you never danced…… Read more “Regret”
The Classic
Fuel my destiny with a BANG… The injectables aren’t running the show, I swear. A blue nipple in the cross-hairs… and I literally mean BANG.…… Read more “The Classic”
Appetite Pt. 1 ‘The Gilded Asterisk’
This morning it’s good to see Booze Hat on the bus. He’s looking amused as I pass him headed toward the back… amused in that far out,…… Read more “Appetite Pt. 1 ‘The Gilded Asterisk’”
