Mama moo moo oink oink
Huddle in a muddle
O how much the teat means!
O how the teat swings!

Hang slow and low
Sweet chariot of leche
Are you sweet?
You betchay!

Mama you large barge of a sow you… You’re the best! There’s no rest when you Shakin’ that dripping Bacon in the face Of your Children. Oh mama mama moo oink moo Cover Us with With your Bristled warmth Because we’ll be Separated way too soon.