Challenging Environments

The current challenging environment has forced many of us to grow in ways we never wanted and faster than we could have ever imagined.  You know what?  That’s ok because most of you are starkly bereft of anything resembling that fabled dodo called ‘imagination’, anyway. So relax.  We’ve done the heavy lifting for you.

Here are TACO’s* beliefs, soon to be your beliefs, re. growth:

  • Growth is a choice that’s forced upon you by physics and/or nature.
  • Growth occurs when you are uncomfortable.  Growth is a good ass-whuppin.  Growth is a good ass-fuckin.
  • When you help others grow in literal, unorthodox and exhilarating ways, you too may grow.
  • Growth opportunities are limitless as long as your imagination remains prickled, tickled and unpickled.
  • ‘Growing people’ utilizes paths of science that lead to literal madness.
  • Growths may start on the peter, but they’re not about the peter.

Choose growth! It certainly beats the alternative. Which, of course, are boredom, stagnation and death 🙂

We know it’s scary, but do yourself a favor and call us today to discuss how we can help you achieve healthy spiritual and military industrial growth!

We guarantee that the low hanging fruit and discredited certification offered by our traveling sideshow seminars may just earn you a place in purgatory, a step above any place you’ve ever been, and we’re as certain as tomorrow’s uncertain, it will undoubtedly be six steps above any place you’re going.  Come join our curly queue and we’ll show you proof that only suckers believe guarantees.

*Templum Asinus Centro Occultatum

SNILES, ERRYONE! SNILES!!!, digital thot manipulation, 2018 copyright GPD

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