I’m beautiful… it’s true… but, darlin’, it takes work to keep looking good. The maintenance and chemicals it takes to stay this way, increasingly, cause me to…… Read more “Subcreatures of Central Ohio 2”
FAVORITE ONE STAR REVIEWS OF BELOVED ICONS or EVERYONE HAS HATERS
My fascination with one star reviews began last year. I initially got into the habit of checking reviews of various items for purchase online a la Consumer…… Read more “FAVORITE ONE STAR REVIEWS OF BELOVED ICONS or EVERYONE HAS HATERS”
ALERT I
today, we- the love children of The Heavenly Hosts- are so thankful for those that don’t know any better. THANKS!!! we thank them for making their indiscretions…… Read more “ALERT I”
WEEKLY NEUROSICRUCIAN VOL.XXXVIII
AS POSTED IN THE WEEKLY NEUROSICRUCUAN: TRANSCRIPTION OF REVER-END DURBAN MOFFER’S WEEKLY RADIORANTRALLY DURING THE GREAT ELECTORAL RACE TO END ALL RACE RELATIONS… CAMPAIGN 2016! SCREW…… Read more “WEEKLY NEUROSICRUCIAN VOL.XXXVIII”
Bannaí Fola 1
Bannaí Fola Bannaí Fola Is there anything redeeming in here? I struggle with conscience… I don’t even know if I’ve ever had one. I’ve… Read more "Bannaí Fola 1"
Roll
The republic of the slow and the dead can only survive by feeding off the belly of the prettiest gal in the universe. Let’s roll; do…… Read more “Roll”
CASE CLOSED
Everybody was talking about how good she looked. How she looked twenty years younger; it was all bullshit. NO ONE LOOKS GOOD WITH EMBALMING FLUID INSTEAD OF… Read more "CASE CLOSED"
Turning to Oil: United we prey… United we stand (in the way)…a meditation on current policy…
… and, yes, I’m turning to oil as we speak. Traversing the decline, alone in the crowd, I pause to look back… perhaps planning a retreat.…… Read more “Turning to Oil: United we prey… United we stand (in the way)…a meditation on current policy…”
DJ Big Dumb Cowboy and His Secret Desires
Come out TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY TO ANALAMY BAR! LIVE DJ BIG DUMB COWBOY WILL BE SPINNING AND GRINNING WITH HIS GOGO QUINTET, THE SECRET DESIRES. THE… Read more "DJ Big Dumb Cowboy and His Secret Desires"
FROM REVER-END MOFFER’S PERSONAL DIARY. AUGUST 14TH, 2000:
as soon as i can get free, i go and stick my face in a slimy mud puddle out back. there’s a rainbow slick in it and…… Read more “FROM REVER-END MOFFER’S PERSONAL DIARY. AUGUST 14TH, 2000:”