I do a lot of things- some of them I want to share on the internets. The content herein is a combination of collected visual and excerpted written material ranging over four decades. Most of it's absurd and scatalogical. Here lies my experiments, fragments, re-purposed e-ejecta and fully realized pieces. I'm a man with an appetite and a three figure income. Oh well. I collect junk. I walk around. I'm in a cult. Once upon a time, I had sex for money and worked in a psychiatric hospital; I've tied folks both down and up. Then there was this other time I co-owned an art gallery in a college town in the Midwest. I even sold knock-off perfume on the mean and fraudulent streets of Hollywood. I've been a waiter, a baiter and an alligator. I've had a hard time making friends with white people. I've got to tell you, man, I don't like amusement parks or Tom Hanks. I resent/envy Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, Dr. X, Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Drew and Dr. Pimple; I'm working on my own doctorate at my own universally accredited mental institution. I'm the self-proclaimed Anti-Disney. I am the antithetical Dr. Phil. I'm a communist journalist in a capitalist fiefdom. I have undergone evaluation. I maintain a questionable and unpopular presence on each of the social media platforms; this hasn't taught me anything. My social media accounts are where my ideas go to rot in the stultifying gelatin of public disinterest. You may contact me by email if you wish: blkboulder@yahoo.com.