Fat fucker has taken the rest of the week off so I don’t have to hear his vocalized ‘guitar noises’, belches, bleats etc.  Everyone has made nice…… Read more “Think Upon Beautiful Things”

T.A.C.O. has been too busy smoking cigarettes, selling national secrets to illuminNazis, drinking and spilling coffee, not tea, all over the place not to mention cleaning all…… Read more “Operation Footballs (WIP)”

Never forget! Your extremely peculiar tastes are being tracked and tabulated. One by one. They’re compiled by the biggest brain of them all. Your brain, try as…… Read more “Give Me A Cigar”

This collection is culled from an assortment of homemade calendars I’ve created over the years to demarcate my daze.

“SETTLE UR SCORE IN THE FIELD, COUNT UR CHICKENS AFTER THEY’RE FRIED. WELCOME 2 THE UNITED REPUBLIC OF DESPERATE DUMPSTERS.I THINK I WROTE A POST AS MY…… Read more “#szatańskie”

Torso by the freeway. Nothing to look at. Just a torso. In a dry cleaning bag. In the berm of interstate seventy one.

The current challenging environment has forced many of us to grow in ways we never wanted and faster than we could have ever imagined.  You know what? …… Read more “Challenging Environments”

The looks that got you killed.  Can’t say you didn’t deserve it.  Look at you.The lie sliding so easy off your face and straight into the void…… Read more “Bloody Underwear”

When I grow up, I want a nose like a potato with gin blossoms aglow. When I’m a big boy, I want knee replacements, because I’m on…… Read more “When I Grow Up”

Reprinted from a pamphlet handed to me by homeless, former Ohio History teacher, Trick Swabb, who claims to have been fired from Southwestern City Schools on six…… Read more “Wapakoneta: A Schismatic Hidden History”