Hinky corn! I open the door and there he is, looking like a blow-fried stray. What does he have on his mind? It’s just inner debris slamming…… Read more “Hinky corn!!! Handsome Boy Shows Up!”
Grunt Country
The heart of this GREAT NATION. Test market supreme. Drugged abandon. Abandonment complexes: complexes upon complexes ruining our complexions. We’ve extruded a Perfect Pigskin Heaven for a…… Read more “Grunt Country”
Wiping Only Makes It Worse
There’s dirt in these folds. Wiping only makes it worse. Dab… don’t wipe. Dab… don’t wipe. Powder and cream: rub it in rub it in. Stepped on…… Read more “Wiping Only Makes It Worse”
Pissed Offffff
I’m mad Mad at recliner radicals in Kevlar flannels Mad at dingbat liberals in looping shitcurls Mad at whitecore trads and blackout separatist dads Mad at my…… Read more “Pissed Offffff”
Reality Pt. 3 (Instagram Remix)
My Instagram feed’s blowing up, because I can pose in my undies with my arms behind my big, block head. Now, I can do this with…… Read more “Reality Pt. 3 (Instagram Remix)”
Reality Pt. 2
This is the real me. Huh? This! Where? Here. Look closer. Come closer. I still don’t… Shhhhhhhhh. That’s right… get camel toe to moose knuckle— fit it…… Read more “Reality Pt. 2”
Reality Pt.1
I’m a prop False as A paste diamond Gave up individuality Sought out finality Nothing more Than a chalk outline In motion Caught a case…… Read more “Reality Pt.1”
