My Instagram feed’s blowing up, because I can pose in my undies with my arms behind my big, block head. Now, I can do this with…… Read more “Reality Pt. 3 (Instagram Remix)”
Reality Pt. 2
This is the real me. Huh? This! Where? Here. Look closer. Come closer. I still don’t… Shhhhhhhhh. That’s right… get camel toe to moose knuckle. Uhhhhhh..…… Read more “Reality Pt. 2”
Reality Pt.1
I’m a prop False as A paste diamond Gave up individuality Sought out finality Nothing more Than a chalk outline In motion Caught a case…… Read more “Reality Pt.1”
Mama Moo
Mama moo moo oink oink Huddle in a muddle O how much the teat means! O how the teat swings! Hang slow and low Sweet chariot of…… Read more “Mama Moo”
NUTRITION CORNER
In our nationally time-honored tradition, here’s a little bogus food history for all you KRAUT-O-PHILES and MOTHERFUCKIN FOODIES out there. BE WARNED! Everything is bullshit, especially the…… Read more “NUTRITION CORNER”
Hanging at the Hacienda with Shitbag
Just me and Shitbag. We’re going through it at his mom’s house. She’s almost dead and he stands to inherit the farm and this place. It isn’t…… Read more “Hanging at the Hacienda with Shitbag”
Becky Don’t Know
Becky don’t know My Becky don’t know The poisoned shadows The sunken tomorrows And every time she turn around She’ll find her time Running…… Read more “Becky Don’t Know”
