Blackboulder

some born from cold, dark Fusion some born in Black light boys and girls play in traffic— their games offend pedestrians & motorists alike— but now they’re…… Read more “Mars Holds No Promise”

Creating shadow-accountability/an accountability shield is one of the most common challenges for leaders of organizations, teams, communities, families and even the Pope.  By extension, it can enhance…… Read more “Liability to Laxitivity.”

    We got it goin on Don’t know right from wrong We look ahead Overfed We look behind Chewed to rind Grown curious We know George…… Read more “For Our Own Good”

Triple D split jump with samurai sword. Our contestant was woefully disqualified from the 2018 Winter Olympics due to a number of what they call ‘formal irregularities’. …… Read more “Olympic Quality”

I take what I can; you know, whatever I can get away with I can feel how receptive you’ll be Within our first few words Do you…… Read more “Couch Serf (BEGGING Pt. 2)”

The heart of this GREAT NATION. Test market supreme.  Drugged abandon.  Abandonment complexes: complexes upon complexes ruining our complexions.  We’ve extruded a Perfect Pigskin Heaven for a…… Read more “Grunt Country”

There’s dirt in these folds. Wiping only makes it worse. Dab… don’t wipe. Dab… don’t wipe. Powder and cream: rub it in rub it in. Stepped on…… Read more “Wiping Only Makes It Worse”

I’m mad Mad at recliner radicals in Kevlar flannels Mad at dingbat liberals in looping shitcurls Mad at whitecore trads and blackout separatist dads Mad at my…… Read more “Pissed Offffff”

  My Instagram feed’s blowing up, because I can pose in my undies with my arms behind my big, block head. Now, I can do this with…… Read more “Reality Pt. 3 (Instagram Remix)”

    This is the real me.   Huh?   This!   Where?   Here.  Look closer.  Come closer.   I still don’t…   Shhhhhhhhh.  That’s right……… Read more “Reality Pt. 2”