Meanwhile, I was asking all the wrong questions of my father who gave me a series of torturous lectures. His speeches were sprinkled with glib, matter-of-fact answers…… Read more “Cory”

Comfort certainly has its disadvantages – our comfy chair in the living room, a comfortable routine at work, a comfortable relationship- all conspiring to reform us into…… Read more “‘The Red Zone’ (Transcript excerpt from Rev. Moffer’s Weekly ACHTUNG AMERICA! Podcast 4/12/18)”

    TWO FRIENDS ARE WALKING THROUGH A VAST, AMERICAN COUNTRYSIDE OF GARBAGE. 8 HOURS INTO THEIR JOURNEY, THEY HAVE AN ARGUMENT OVER A STALE CANDY BAR.…… Read more “Garbage & Flesh (Chain Email Proposal #4)”

If I was a brain in a bottle the first thing that I’d like to do, I couldn’t, because I got no limbs So I’d just float…… Read more “Brain in a Bottle”

Have you been vaccinated against the 155,316,416,949 types of communicable diseases/viral pandemics we have developed especially for you in our fortified labs in Nofuck, Virginia? We hardly…… Read more “Flu Intervention: It’s not too late to get the flu from a shot!”

We fight the dream crushers that thrive by filling our inner spaces with their vacuum reality- pushing it on us- taking their drafty proclamations to the natural,…… Read more “Who IS This Asshole?”

    I am piggish and baby like. I am majestic and fly specked. I sat with you, incompetent.   Wipe your nose, angel.  Teach me to…… Read more “Passing Shadows 1”

The last time I was here, you left me with warnings, mumbling admonitions, swallowing sugar pills. You told me this ground I tread is damned.  I walk…… Read more “Passing Shadows 2”

  I remember you. The way you smelled like Noxema and cigarettes before you bathed. You smelled like Jean Nate the rest of the time. I remember…… Read more “Victoria Pt. 1”

Out of tissues now Streaming and drooling mad cow Feet to bust a patch of crust