Blackboulder

We got it goin on Don’t know right from wrong We look ahead Overfed We look behind Chewed to rind Grown curious We know George sure was…… Read more “For Our Own Good”

Triple D split jump with samurai sword. Our contestant was woefully disqualified from the 2018 Winter Olympics due to a number of what they call ‘formal irregularities’.…… Read more “Olympic Quality”

There’s dirt in these folds. Wiping only makes it worse. Dab… don’t wipe. Dab… don’t wipe. Powder and cream: rub it in rub it in. Stepped on…… Read more “Wiping Only Makes It Worse”

I’m mad Mad at recliner radicals in Kevlar flannels Mad at dingbat liberals in looping shitcurls Mad at whitecore trads and blackout separatist dads Mad at my…… Read more “Pissed Offffff”

  My Instagram feed’s blowing up, because I can pose in my undies with my arms behind my big, block head. Now, I can do this with…… Read more “Reality Pt. 3 (Instagram Remix)”

Mama moo moo oink oink Huddle in a muddle O how much the teat means! O how the teat swings! Hang slow and low Sweet chariot of…… Read more “Mama Moo”

    Where is the will To live To love To be free? Has it been Newspapered over Bled Dragged through Cubicles The light of existence Drained…… Read more “Iridium”

You. Investment money. In here. Like money; dirty paw. Love money: quick draw. Suffer money: slack jaw, All in a dull lifetime of work. Burned up Lexis…… Read more “Evil Flower”

IT’S A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE… FOLKS IS GASSED UP ON THEY JIVE… FILL ‘ER UP, DIRTY MINDBLIND HIVE… WILL THEY FAIL TO THRIVE, TO DIVE,…… Read more “The Land of the Lost”

Yo. I’m a little short on funds… a little light in the wallet. If ya feeling generous ya can drop me a deposit. Anythin? Anythin ya can…… Read more “BEGGING”